I was challenged again for my dislike of the first verse of Outlaw Pete, so I found an example of how it can be doen right.
On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone
Sing along "B B B B Baaaad to the Bone".
Now sing along to the diaper song.
It isn't the same.
He was born a little baby on the Appalachian Trail
At six months old he'd done three months in jail
He robbed a bank in his diapers and his little bare baby feet
All he said was "Folks, my name is Outlaw Pete."
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