K-Fed's Secret Weapon....Honeymoon Sex Tape

I wonder if Keeper will let us vine this show?

I thought it was checkers not chess - you know - she moves - he jumps her. or would it be he moves she jumps him?

It's 4 hours long. Thats a lot of "Ooops, I did it again" for anyone.

And Britney seems to be really "disinterested" throughout the whole ordeal... some say she was drunk and thats why she was really bad at the oral thing.

Jury's still out, I figure...

K-Fed the extrotionist... great fatherfigure (he's also using the custody of the kids to get more money).

Marriage sucks. Its all about money. Its such a business. Why bother any more?

Considering all the incidents where a sex tape like this gets out, it's a wonder anyone is stupid enough to fuck on camera anymore.
Serves Brittney right for being a dumbass hillbilly who married trailer trash.

Don't think Mz. Spears chose to be born a dumbass hilllbilly.......

Then consider it the luck of the draw.

Ya know what? I feel bad for him. he got notice of his divorce in a text msg. She knew what she was getting into after having getting married that same year for a total of 55 hours. Yes, he's a joke & people make funny jokes about him on late night tv. She's a big girl. She's got 2 small babies. She makes millions of dollars. Everyone around her wants her divorced. I see this Kfed on tv doing CSI spots & Wrestling shows & trying to make some kind of living other than being her backup dancer....and when he does boom. She wants a divorce. She needs to grow up. She makes so much $$ all the people around her want to make the decisions & have control of her. I hope they work it out. But the people around her need to BUTT out.

He gave her panty crickets-source:SNL.

That is the 2nd time in 24 hours you have used the term panty crickets - please define.

From the only dictionary that matters...

A type of vaginal crabs

That would have been my guess, but wasn't sure ... thanks.

A couple years ago I was introduced to an extremely hot girl. It was at a bar, so I gave her my usual routine and it went nowhere. I asked the girl who introduced us what her deal was and she told me, "Oh, she has a boyfriend." This is a typical girl thing to leave out.

A few weeks went by and I see the extremely hot girl at a party. I talk to her briefly before she walks away. I notice the rest of the night she's with this extremely ugly guy. He wasn't fat or anything, but he shouldn't be in the same area code as a girl this pretty. Later I'm talking to the girl who originally introduced us and I wouldn't let it drop. I kept asking why she has such an ugly boyfriend. Finally she told me.

"They both have herpes. That's why she's with him."

So, there's hope for you, Michael.

It's a little long for a title, but still, it's you.

You, Gerk, Strokeball...

Who else am I missing?

K-fed just released a CD.
Brittany is recording a new one.

That is what this is all about.

Got some new product, get divorced, get married, get arrested, go into rehab.

Well your next move should have been self-evident.