guitar player

The world needs a surf-guitar tribute to Huey. Now's your opportunity.

I'll keep my political beliefs to myself when I break big. My songs will be apolitical, about babes and waves and cars. The minor chord songs will be about breakups, rainy days, and broken down cars.

No, no, no. You'll keep your political beliefs to yourself until you have enough fuck you money to blow off the fans who helped you to make it big. I can swear I've seen that type of behavior somewhere before.

You're assuming I have enough talent to cover my ass in such a case.
Wrong assumption.
Except for the crooning.

Nowadays you don't even need talent. If you look either good or trashy in a music video you're about 3/4 of the way home. The music doesn't count for much anymore.

True, things sure have changed from all the real quality bubblegum schlock that the 50's, 60's, 70's, etc. put out. See Johnny Bravo.

But at least MTV wasn't around back then to melt the minds of the generation as it has this one.

I always suspected Dick Clark was the Anti-Christ.

And that Annette Funichello was the whore of Babylon?

[]I'll keep my political beliefs to myself when I break big. My songs will be apolitical, about babes and waves and cars. The minor chord songs will be about breakups, rainy days, and broken down cars. [/]

Well my telephone was ringing
And they told me it was Chairman Mao
Well my telephone was ringing
And they told me it was Chairman Mao
You can tell him anything
'Cause I just don't wanna talk to him now

I've got the apolitical blues
And that's the meanest blues of all
Apolitical blues
And that's the meanest blues of all
I don't care if it's John WayneI just don't wanna talk to him now