Football fans can be a cruel bunch, here?s some terrace chants heard around various grounds this season... A little Eurocentric but if anything is lost in translation PM me <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
And yes, Neville Neville really is the name of their dad...
CHARLTON
to Chelsea?s Shaun Wright-Philips:
"Where?s your real dad? Where?s your real dad? Hello, hello"
NEWCASTLE
Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
ARSENAL
Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover:
"He's bald, He's sh*t,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!"
MAN UTD
To the tune of Rebel Rebel
"Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad"
A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
(in style of Chim-Chiminey)
"Tim timminy Tim timminy Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard and he says F*CK YOU!!"
LIVERPOOL
"Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,"
"He just can't, He just can't,
He just can't control his feet.
He just can't, He just can't,
He just can't control his feet."
In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia
after being arrested for being drunk at a football match:
"He's red,He's sound, He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad, Carra's dad"
CELTIC
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was
diagnosed with Schizophrenia:
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"...
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