By Request - How do you feel about the Shout Box??

Listen, you little PIECE OF SHIT, I contribute more to this community in one week than you have in your pathetic lifetime. This is a fucking message board, not your life. If you don't like it then ignore it, like I do with you most of the time. You don't see me or most normal people bitching and whineing like babies at some of your idiotic, moronic posts. Does it really bother you and Kenrica that people are having fun? I'd like to run into you in an alley way sometime, to KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS.

FUCK OFF, CHANCE!


Keeper, I wanna start a new poll. Let's eliminate OT all together and be a Springsteen board, like it's supposed to be. Or would that upset to many keyboard jockeys and assholes?

I have Chance on Ignore, so if you had not quoted him I would never have seen his post.
Chance you need some serious fucking help. Have you noticed that you hate most of the women here who are mothers. What did mommy do to you Chance. Ignore you? or worse?
It is OFF TOPIC you dumbass. In case you haven't noticed, there is not much going on lately in the world regarding Bruce Springsteen. The uber material chase is about all that there is to talk about.
Perhaps you need to start a private message board and only invite people you want to hear from. The list should be pretty fucking short. So don't criticize me for my banal posting when yours aren't exactly relevant and interesting. If you haven't already, just put me on ignore.
Funny how those who should espouse the ideals of freedom of speech and expression somehow feel threatened when I post.
Give me a fucking break, this is a fan message board.
What the hell difference does it make what the hell I post about? at least I keep it in the correct forum.

Someone stole Marley's playbook.

Listen, cuntstubble. You post a lot of shows. I think that's a good thing. I've even told you that before, and you called me a dick for it then. I've never had a problem with you in the General Forum, the ABMS forum, hell, even Off Topic, until that Shout Box shit spilled over into and you all started posting like a bunch of goddamn Euros with unchecked libidos. It's ridiculous. You want to have a fantasy about fucking Mars? You want some special bond between you and Josey1? Have at it. But realize it's boring and it's trite, and you look like a fool. There's nothing wrong with looking like an idiot, but you're not even managing that.

Love it when people tell me I need help.
I'm a southern male. That makes me a total momma's boy.
Kelly's not a mother. Explain my problem with her.

You're just jealous that she's been buttfucked.

Should I un-ignore him to read the response? Nah, I might spill my beer, not worth it.

Wrong again dumbass.
Momma's boy has a problem picturing his mother with a nice big dick penetrating her? Don't worry, I'm sure it wasn't with your father. He was most likely being violated by kenrico.

I don't think Kenrico's big on the South.

He actually said as many good things as he did bad. More even, depending on how you feel about cuntstubble.

"Let ye who lie with tedious twats know that you too shall be seen as one of their kind in the eyes of the Lord." Chauncey 3:16

"And from that day when the hornily depraved shall mount the dullard, behold the resulting jackass." Chauncey 4:20

Must be smokin' the dirt cheap chiba tonight. Get the good stuff out you had the other night that you wanted to blow in Bruce's face.

How many times do you need to be told the directions ?

Mommy friendly board

BTW, if we follow your faulty Republican logic about Chauncey hating all mothers because of his disgust with you, then so it follows that you hate all veterans, including our troops in Iraq... because Chauncey's daddy & I are both combat vets.

Yep... Sure I do. That is why Sarge & I are friends. That is why I had a 15 year career as a civilian working with the Naval Sea Systems Command. My father, and grandfathers are all combat vets. Chauncey would never step foot in combat. He is far to big of a baby for that. Besides it should take him another 6 years to get his degree.

cuntstubble.....mmmmmmm

Now look what you made me do, I'm actually going to have to moderate.

1) As far as I know, the shout box is going nowhere. Those who have some kind of bizarre complex are just going to cope. I don't see why it's so hard to ignore - keep yourself logged in all the time (who logs themselves out???) and bookmark the forum list. That way you only see it if you go to the Portal Page, in which case it's your own damn fault.

2) Public admonishment for Chance: keep up your little vendetta against Kelly, Mars, Josey etc and I will ban you.

Hear that? That's all the air being sucked out of the room.

I guess some are hoping the future SPL will read like a pasture... a few cows loudly chewing their banal cud amid the droning of crickets.


Either that, or a Laker Mod has hacked the site & stolen Pete's password.

I'm sorry, I'm still laughing over that last Mars post.

Has RDW checked any of these posts for copyright infringement yet?
Besides, I thought THAT was supposed to be the factor leading to the demise of SPL.

Hey, leave the moo cows out of this

I sincerely apologize to the bovines of the world for using their species in a derogatory manner in the earlier simile. There is simply no excuse for equating them to the common slug.

I will be entering rehab as soon as Joe Biden & I finish apologizing on the talk show circuit.

Your pal & a big fan of your flesh, kenrico

The only time I saw it was when the board switched and I had to reset my things. Haven't seen it since.

So I don't care, but I voted to get rid of it because it has a stupid name.

Listen, I have done just about all I can. With the Admiral gone, the burden is just too great.

What vendetta? A vendetta implies that at least every other post I make is attacking them, and that?s it?s the sole reason I log on. I?m only on the board 3-4 days a week; I don?t have time for that. Generally someone else says something and I add my bit, see if there is an insipid, and then forget about the whole thing (such as here; I had to go back and see what I posted to merit a banning threat). I didn?t start this thread ? a moderator did.

And could you please tell me who the ?etc.? is there. You want me to stop saying anything about Mars, Josey1, Kelly and Ivann because they?ve lobbed complaints at you then fine; I see them no more. But who?s the ?etc.?? Is there a list? I sure as fuck no Joebaby ain?t on it ? there?s not a location, physical or in cyberspace, where it?s not ok to make fun of him.

Well, you DID threaten to kick somebody's ass & spouted obscenities in your posts... grounds for banning.

Oh wait.... my bad.... YOU were the one being threatened & cursed... I guess I confused you with the guy who apparently is getting a pass because he uploads second rate audience tapes.

Besides, it's more of a jihad than a vendetta.

Sorry... carry on.

Wait, someone thought Chance has mommy issues? Sweety, a real armchair psychologist might be able to make a case for daddy issues, say, absenteeism or perhaps just being a hardass, but even your insults are trite and simple.

And what would Chance know about Kenrico's junk? I mean, Bgboss's package, sure.

Might my ass. chance has GIANT daddy issues, and yep, absenteeism would be a big part of it.

Evidently, RDW is an evil wizard.

It's also my fault that there's almost an accident when someone runs a red light and cuts across three lanes of traffic, all without signaling. I'm a horrible person.

Is that "Fuck No Joebaby ain't on it", or "I...know Joebaby ain't on it"?

Just want to clarify whether it's your spelling or your attitude that makes you an cunt in this case.

Fuck. It's my spelling. I KNOW we can make fun of you.

I am under stress here, you know.

Incidentally: bgboss? junk. Still the best I?ve seen on a middle-aged Jew living in Alabama that works in the shipping business, plays the bass, and has an employee with severe bowel problems. And believe you me, I?ve seen a plenty.

And that's actually not as funny as I thought it would be. Frankly, it's kinda creepy.


Like Joebaby.

There's a little Joebaby in everyone.

I believe we've established that fact. It's his most endearing quality. Along with his Khan complex. Khan Noonien Singh, not Genghis.

Ummm...

It's ok though. I like the attention.

Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with me today. Kentucky. There was an Alabama discussion yesterday that must have carried over and... ah, fuck it. Listen, Pete has me running scared. Mistakes will happen.

All hail bgboss' junk.

See, there you go.

It's not your fault, chance. It's not your fault.

Vendetta may be exaggerating a tad, but you know what I mean. Using words like that make moderating seem more exciting than it actually is.



Well, I didn't mention Ivan so he's included in the etc, as is anyone else you've picked on lately. No complaints have been lobbed, I just think you're going over the top. I don't think I'm being unreasonable in asking you to cut it out.