Originally Posted By: Gerk
"A pen. She broke up with me, and gave me a pen."
Scary how that foreshadowed events....
Just wanted to thank the ones who provided some useful advice. That was cool, and helped made for smooth sailing impressed her... uh... well, let's just say "Thanks". Oh, and thank you to the one's who took the time to PM me more personally tailored advice/sympathies/etc, and of coarse the many "You're a tool", "why the fuck do you post that shit?", "you think YOU got problems...", and my favorite "you know, you can always post about this at Greasy Lake, they are nicer there and will help you out much better".
So, yeah, I'm officially educated of the "non-status" now, and I can't really say I was all that surprised (However, it still feels as though someone punched me in the gut). We are still cool with one another (It wasn't the standard "Let's be friends" talk), and we are going to keep in touch. So it ain't the end of the world, ya know?
I know all of you loyal readers were just hanging on to find out what happens next in my little soap opera. There you have it.