yeah, if they have no school record, we classify them a alien colonists and disqualify immediately. You can't just show up on our planet, and get invited to join! Good luck with your attempts to assimilate, but don't expect us to help!
Oats, did I say that right? I don't want to misrepresent us with my own own creepy, conspiracy-freak paranoid attitude. The Brits will back me up, right guys, you crop-circle crazy bastards.