Q2, I'm with you on three points:
1) I want my shot, shot, shot. (But can't seem to get an appt.)
2) I want Bruce to mull this over and be in a mood for a couple of weeks and as he usually does write some terrific songs... ( I can see him in concert start the notes for St. Trooper and sing Mr. Park Ranger please don't stop me....
3) I already wear two of the same medals Bruce has around his neck so I'll skip the Fender cross.
I already know he's innocent and I honestly believe the Ranger embellished his remarks on the two tests. I read the report as can any of us. When they take DWI training there are always 5 preliminary tests given and this guy only gave two. Either not trained well, young with no experience or an old timer with an axe to grind. Either way this will go in Bruce's favor.