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After the 78 Prove It, what will the Night Two rule bring?
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150 or so in line right now.
Plenty of SPL users going tonight.
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I see this for reservation at cdon.com.
Any more info, folks?
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I offer you fertile fodder for another thought-provoking conversation.
Bruce Springsteen is the quintessential American rock and roll icon, a songwriter who has examined the fallout of being born in the U.S.A. like no other. He is loved and revered in America, practically worshiped in New Jersey and yet...somehow...even the unyielding devotion and love of Springsteen's fellow countrymen can not hope to reach the blind homosaphic perversion of love that is bestowed upon Bruce by...
Well...to be quite frank...
Eurofags. People like Mando and Joad and that Cherry Topper guy with his blunt talk and passively homoerotic posts.
Well, fuck you guys...he belongs to us. You think Bruce would be the Boss if he had been born in Snoozledorf, Switzerland instead of Freehold, New Jersey? I don't. You think he would have written a song like Jungleland if he'd grown up in the Polish Alps instead of New Fucking Jersey? The armpit of America! Hell no, he would not have. There are no freakin' jungles in Poland, my friends. You think Bruce's ass would look this good in Levi's if he had been raised in Noodlestrom, Germany, wearing skinny pants and a beret? Um, no. Not a chance.
You know why the Euros love Bruce so much? I'll tell you why. They love him because he represents all that is America and because he is us...the American people. And the euros love Americans. Cos we're awesome. They like to talk us down at their metrosexual parties but they want to be us. People in Europe...you almost have to pity them. They long to taste a McDonald's hamburger. They yearn to drive on the New Jersey turnpike and if they got pulled over by a State Trooper while doing so they'd probably give him a blowjob to thank him for the citation. They listen to Nebraska and they try...they try so fucking hard but no European can even imagine a place like Nebraska.
You could argue that we the American people are the result of the radical intersexualminglings of generations of Euros who braved the journey and made America what it is today. Awesome. That we are nothing without them. Well, that may be true but it is pretty fucking un-American to believe it.
Only a great and glorious nation like the United States of America could produce a Bruce Springsteen.
And it kills you. Because we are all you dream to be and our flag is ten times cooler than any European flag.
 <---our flag.
Stick that in your juicebox...and suck it.
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and read the new SPL interview.
